Buying a Three sim may be more difficult than expected, or perhaps understanding whistles for flasks may be some misunderstandings ... Three of the dock in the store in Victoria Station. After trying with some effort to make ourselves understood, we are told to go down and buy the sim card in a machine gun sim for a pound. Yes, you read that right ... a machine that distributes sim card. As absurd as unreal. Even if we seek in vain for half an hour. Oh, and the station is as large as a stadium. However, we did not understand anything! Returning again to ask explanations, we are told to go down in Super Drugs, a store that sells really useless products, like our culmination.
The order, very kind, it is more amazed us about the fact that the store has not sold a sim, and we recommend that an Indian shop within walking distance. Finally we can buy it there and recharged. Oh, and unlike Italy, there is no data, pay and give you the package with the sim. We tried to make things right, but just go foul in the first gave you the shop in India and unceremoniously.
decide, in a fit of arrogance and confident in my brilliant skills of understanding, call an operator to configure Internet. The first questions I get by with some difficulty and after a few "Can you speak slowly?", "Can you repeat?" to respond. But the last question, after asking several times to repeat, with sweaty hands as I could, as a good Italians brutally jot down the phone. Maybe we did not understand well because of traffic noise ... The operator, however, not content with not knowing what kind of people had to do, and reminds us, always answering "yes", "yeah" and "ok" we can end this useless phone call. A minute later, trying to set it up without help, we succeed.
At this point, we decide to turn a bit 'in the area and if we end up in the National Army Museum. Four floors of the museum where some wearing uniforms, even women. This would also a photographic document, but the image was stolen too move, so you will not enjoy Rocco's version in English nurse. Trying
all toys for children, we encounter a quiz with which we can discover the career that we could have done in the British nineteenth century
- I would have become a private soldier, foot soldier who has spent all his pay for food and uniform
- Rocco could even aspire to "drummer boy", the boy with the drum
The test is surely reliable, Rocco has indeed the characteristics required for the job:
- has a height less than 5.8 feet, which is measured accurately on a panel used for this purpose
- not a penny in my pocket
If we reject the Information Technology London, We are still ready for a career in the army of His Majesty the Queen.
Rocco, the drummer boy to conquer London.
Updated:
again for a stroll to Victoria Station (famous tourist resort in London for fetishists meters) we encounter a strange machine.
We approach with great amazement and we realize that we really understood the man of Three Indian-English.
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